My little Hugh!

Hugh is only a little like you. He is not at all cool; in fact, he thinks cool is a temperature reading, and when he says "Oh, I just put on whatever old thing's lying around," he means "on the floor, where I threw it last night - but I turned the underwear inside out first." There's never been anything special about him that he could see; boy, is he in for a surprise. He's got no emotional scars to speak of. And he's gotten no slack from you.

In general, you care deeply about Hugh, but you're smart enough to let him stand on his own, without burdening him with your personal fantasies or propping him up with idealization and over-dramatization. Hugh is a healthy character with a promising career ahead of him.

Score Breakdown
I Love Him, I Let Him Go 9
He's The Anti-Cool 3
Plain Joe 0
Healthy as a Horse 2
Momma HATES Him! 2
Total: 16