April's Fool of a Protest

It was foolish for me to trust my brain as a slightly younger child. Now, as an emotional geriatric, I must do what all geriatrics do: Go the way of the samurai and his' servant, the T Rex, and the Dunkleosteus terrelli. Yeah, die off like all good predators do.


In short, my worst secret has now changed. One of my best friends has been left tied up in my bedroom, so that she won't call anybody or stop me from preventing myself from hurting anyone again. If you have to ask me anything, consider this: I already tried trusting my brain once after thinking of this deed. My best friend was severed from me because of it. Now, because I lacked the self control it took to protect her from myself, THE LIGHT IS DIMMED FROM HER EYES FOREVER! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF!!!!

 I've committed a horrid deed, and now, I will prevent myself from doing it, or many things. I'll still take in air, never fear, but the brain--the lord of the manor that did this horrid thing-- isn't going to be having anywhere near as much power of choice as I left it after the precursor of this. That's right: I'm going to lobotomise myself. Good bye. %-6

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JUST KIDDING!

APRIL FOOL!!

:P :P :P :P