Beat THIS!

I pop bubble wrap at 7.87 bubbles per second! I popped 196 bubbles in 24.9 seconds at www.Virtual-Bubblewrap.com! Can you beat my score?

People from my fandoms who could potentially give Edward Cullen a beatdown.

Sesshomaru, for one person.

Sesshomaru is a Bishonen Yokai and the son of Inu no Taisho. As his' son, Sesshomaru inherits Tenseiga, the Fang of Heaven. Tenseiga was once only capable of healing, raising the very newly dead, and fighting the longer dead. These days, it's capable of sending foes straight to the afterlife. That's two ways Edward is covered.

Did I mention Sesshomaru looks like this?



Hot, ain't he girls?

(I borrowed the pic from Shieldmaiden4x)

Oh, you want me to do it canonically? Fine. Our next contender, of course, is Hiei!

Hiei Jaganshi knows the meaning of pain. He was a male child of an ice maid tribe who traditionally only reproduce asexually, and have only girls. He was separated from his mother and sister at birth for being an abomination, a Forbidden Child. He received the Jagan implant to watch over his sister. He can draw fires from the deepest pits of the Makai, and he is hot in more ways than one.



Our next Contender is Itachi.

Itachi was forced to kill off his' entire clan (almost) as a boy.

He had to kill his' best friend, gain an eye that could cause a person or thing to burn for a WEEK STRAIGHT unquenchably, and murder his clan. Man, by appearance, fighting style, and his' very nature, he was hot.


(smallsushi)

Angst, dude, angst.

Now, let's discuss the almost had to kill his whole family, as well as my usage of the past tense.

His' little brother, Sasuke.

When Sasuke finally avenges his' clan, he discovers that Itachi had always been a good guy.

He goes permanently bad, and nuts from this. The boy's been to hell in the eight years since he lost his family. He now has a capability beyond his' brother's eye, and he also has everything that it had. He wouldn't take any poop from Edward Cullen.



Spammish Rice


There are better and angstier dudes than Ed Cullen!


Oh: There are fates worse than death.


Yes, they could befall your Ed.


You see, there is this minor problem of... The Borg.


Borg don't kill. They assimilate. They strip an individual of what makes them unique, they make all their hair fall out, and they attach creepy wires to their head. Oh: and everybody does and thinks what this girl wants them to!





Rotten, huh?

God, Relativity, Time and Space

This entry is dedicated to my mom.

How could it be that the labels for time include the label of "Before Christ," if Christ is eternal?

Easy. You see, time does not matter to God. Time is relative where we're at, anyhow. Time is meaningless in Heaven, because if God is the centre of the universe (our Light) then time will not be. Something could happen on Earth, and God would know about it, when it happened, and everything, including it's chronospacial difference from another experience. It will affect one person's experience in the afterlife, but the story of Earth does not not interact with the story of Heaven in the way one would expect. Earth time is meaningless to Eternity's Untime. Earth's story only affects Eternity's, because of the choices of individuals.

However, Eternity and the Divinely Infinite Powerhouse associated with it, can quite directly affect earth. He is outside of time, and He happened to make it so we could see him at a certain time. Before the birth of Jesus, as we could see Him, is referred to as Bc, because it's handy for historians. AD, or Anno Domini, The Year of our Lord, refers to the times after His' coming. So basically, God is invisible, immortal, always everywhere, and happened to make Himself visible in certain chronospaces. This is our measure of Earth time. That's what I believe, anyhow.

Ajah

Congratulations! You are of the Green Ajah. Called the Battle Ajah during the ancient wars, Green Sisters hold themselves ready for the final battle against the Dark One. Surprisingly enough, they are the most flirtatious of Aes Sedai. Known for bonding more than several warders, the Green Ajah loves men as the Red Ajah hates them. Likewise, they are the most common Aes Sedai to get married. Yet, courage and bravery stand fast as they never forget their old name.

Green Ajah

While all Aes Sedai make it their business to combat the Shadow, the Green Ajah specializes in this kind of military and combat activity. In the Trolloc Wars, they were often called the Battle Ajah, as they participated in almost every battle. They are headed by a woman known as the Captain-General. Greens are rarely without Warders, who provide an obvious benefit to any channeler in a battle zone, but even more than that members of the Green Ajah are well-known for their love of men, making them ideologically opposite to the Reds. The Green is the only Ajah to permit the bonding of more than one Warder, and there is apparently no limit to the number of bonded, though seven is the highest number shown so far. Also, Greens are generally the only Aes Sedai to marry their Warders, and those who do are usually among the few of their Ajah to have only one Warder.

-- Brown Ajah --

Congratulations, you are of the Blue Ajah! The Blues involve themselves with causes and justice. The Blue Ajah is the second smallest one, but it has the most extensive network of eyes-and-ears.
Upside: Youre a very determined and loyal person. Hardworking and driven, you inspire those around you.
Downside: You can be a real pain sometimes, pushing people into what you think is best for them. And sometimes in trying to reach your goal you trample anyone and anything thats seemingly not important under, usually without every knowing it.

Blue Ajah. You go on quests and be wise. You are also very cool. The people's favorite, because you rescue people, and don't have as many boyfriends as a green.

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