Sesshomaru is a Bishonen Yokai and the son of Inu no Taisho. As his' son, Sesshomaru inherits Tenseiga, the Fang of Heaven. Tenseiga was once only capable of healing, raising the very newly dead, and fighting the longer dead. These days, it's capable of sending foes straight to the afterlife. That's two ways Edward is covered.
Did I mention Sesshomaru looks like this?
Hot, ain't he girls?
(I borrowed the pic from Shieldmaiden4x)
Oh, you want me to do it canonically? Fine. Our next contender, of course, is Hiei!
Hiei Jaganshi knows the meaning of pain. He was a male child of an ice maid tribe who traditionally only reproduce asexually, and have only girls. He was separated from his mother and sister at birth for being an abomination, a Forbidden Child. He received the Jagan implant to watch over his sister. He can draw fires from the deepest pits of the Makai, and he is hot in more ways than one.
Our next Contender is Itachi.
Itachi was forced to kill off his' entire clan (almost) as a boy.
He had to kill his' best friend, gain an eye that could cause a person or thing to burn for a WEEK STRAIGHT unquenchably, and murder his clan. Man, by appearance, fighting style, and his' very nature, he was hot.
(smallsushi)
Angst, dude, angst.
Now, let's discuss the almost had to kill his whole family, as well as my usage of the past tense.
His' little brother, Sasuke.
When Sasuke finally avenges his' clan, he discovers that Itachi had always been a good guy.
He goes permanently bad, and nuts from this. The boy's been to hell in the eight years since he lost his family. He now has a capability beyond his' brother's eye, and he also has everything that it had. He wouldn't take any poop from Edward Cullen.
Spammish Rice
There are better and angstier dudes than Ed Cullen!
Oh: There are fates worse than death.
Yes, they could befall your Ed.
You see, there is this minor problem of... The Borg.
Borg don't kill. They assimilate. They strip an individual of what makes them unique, they make all their hair fall out, and they attach creepy wires to their head. Oh: and everybody does and thinks what this girl wants them to!
Rotten, huh?
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